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Mar. 2nd, 2009 06:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Memo
To: Mother Nature
1. Despite your best attempts to induce me to hack up a lung, the best I can come up with is just mucoid blobs.
2. All this production scares the cats.
3. Also? A respiratory virus that affects my lower back? So not right. Please to be fixing.
Sincerely,
Grumpy Bear onna heating pad
Memo
To: Participants in GCAD09 (the ones who continue to fail at understanding, and the new fail)
1. When happening onto this this topic for the 1st time (oh, really?), do not (a) demand an executive summary from the host (Google it yourself, fercryin outloud.) ; or (b) immediately thereafter employ the Tone Argument. That's 2 strikes.
2. When seething about the Injustice! of it all, (AKA "How dare they call me racist"), do not then "out" them just because you think you're right. The ends never justify the means, and now you've used tactics that you claim were used to hound you. You should know better. SHAME ON YOU.
Grumpy Bear
To: Mother Nature
1. Despite your best attempts to induce me to hack up a lung, the best I can come up with is just mucoid blobs.
2. All this production scares the cats.
3. Also? A respiratory virus that affects my lower back? So not right. Please to be fixing.
Sincerely,
Grumpy Bear onna heating pad
Memo
To: Participants in GCAD09 (the ones who continue to fail at understanding, and the new fail)
1. When happening onto this this topic for the 1st time (oh, really?), do not (a) demand an executive summary from the host (Google it yourself, fercryin outloud.) ; or (b) immediately thereafter employ the Tone Argument. That's 2 strikes.
2. When seething about the Injustice! of it all, (AKA "How dare they call me racist"), do not then "out" them just because you think you're right. The ends never justify the means, and now you've used tactics that you claim were used to hound you. You should know better. SHAME ON YOU.
Grumpy Bear
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Date: 2009-03-04 12:08 am (UTC)